Two Truths and a Lie: 150 Examples (Funny, for Work, Hard to Guess) and How to Play

I once waved back at someone who was waving at the person behind me, then kept walking like it was planned. I have never lost a game of rock paper scissors to my brother. I once fell asleep at a movie theater during an action movie.

I have eaten cereal with orange juice instead of milk. I once got my head stuck in a fence as a kid. I can whistle with my fingers.

I named my first car. I once sent a text complaining about my boss to my boss. I have been to the same dentist for 20 years.

I once wore two different shoes to a job interview and got the job. I am scared of geese. I have never burned toast.

I once tried to pay for groceries with my library card. I sneeze every time I walk into bright sunlight. I have a collection of more than 50 fridge magnets.

I laugh at my own jokes before the punchline. I once accidentally joined a stranger's family photo at a theme park. I have run a half marathon.

I have locked myself out of my house three times in one week. I once ate a whole pizza by myself in one sitting. I have never been inside a bowling alley.

I talk to my plants and give them names. I once called my teacher Mom in front of the whole class. I can juggle four balls.

I once got a haircut I hated so much that I wore a hat for a month. I have never used a self-checkout. I sing in the car with the windows down.

I once walked into a glass door at a fancy restaurant. I have a secret talent for impressions. I have never missed a flight.

I have a fear of clowns. I once put salt in my coffee instead of sugar and drank the whole cup anyway. I can do a cartwheel.

I once said you too when a waiter told me to enjoy my meal. I have never watched a reality show. I used to have a pet hamster named Chairman.

I have a signature dance move that I do at every wedding. I once hid in a closet to avoid a door-to-door salesman. I have been skydiving.

I once pushed a door marked pull for a full minute. I can recite the whole alphabet backwards. I have met a famous chef at an airport.

I once ate a spoonful of wasabi thinking it was avocado dip. I cry at almost every animated movie. I have never owned a pair of sneakers.

I snort when I laugh too hard. I once got stuck on a ski lift for 40 minutes. I can speak three languages.

I once tried to make a sandwich and set off the smoke alarm. I sleep with socks on all year. I have been on TV as a studio audience member.

I have more than 2,000 unread emails. I once clapped when the plane landed and nobody else did. I have never broken a bone.

I once dyed my hair green by accident. I can't ride a bike. I keep a spare pair of socks in my car.

I once fell into a pool fully dressed at a birthday party. I have never eaten a hot dog. I hum while I eat.

I have a dog who is afraid of our cat. I once accidentally texted I love you to a plumber. I have won a pie-eating contest.

I once cut my own bangs during a video call. I own more than 30 mugs. I have been stung by a jellyfish.

I once tripped on stage while going up to get an award. I talk in my sleep. I have never tried sushi.

I once waited in line for 20 minutes before realizing it was the wrong line. I have a tattoo nobody knows about. I have seen every episode of The Office twice.

I once got locked inside a public restroom and had to call for help. I can wiggle my ears. I have never eaten a whole apple including the core.

I once wore my shirt inside out for an entire workday. I have a ridiculous fear of butterflies. I have been to all 50 states.

I once practiced a speech in the shower until the hot water ran out. I have a twin. I rearrange my furniture every few months.

I have an alarm clock called the backup alarm clock. I once got lost in a corn maze for over an hour. I can solve a Rubik's Cube.

I once accidentally liked a photo from five years ago while scrolling a friend's profile. I hate the taste of chocolate. I have a playlist just for doing dishes.

I once ordered the same meal at a restaurant 12 visits in a row. I have never been able to whistle. I was once in a school play as a tree.

I have been bitten by a parrot. I once got lost in IKEA for an hour. I have never eaten a taco.

I can say the alphabet while burping. I was once chased by a goose. I have never overslept.

I have a cousin who is a magician. I have never been camping. I once ate dessert first at a wedding.

I once fell off a stage. I have perfect pitch. I have a drawer only for rubber bands.

My first job was washing dishes. I have never used a calculator at work. I once wore my badge upside down all day.

I have worked on a farm. I once gave a presentation with no slides. I have visited every office our company has.

I once rode an elevator with a celebrity. I have never lost a set of keys. I prefer early meetings.

I have a tooth that never grew in. I have been to a rodeo. I have met a real knight.

I can burp the word hello. I once had a pet turtle. I have eaten a whole lemon.

I have never had a birthday party. I have been to a planetarium. I can count to 20 in Spanish.

My grandma taught me poker with buttons. We once got snowed in for three days. I have never seen my parents dance.

I have never been to a movie theater alone. I once found a letter from my great-grandfather. I can bake bread from scratch.

I have been in a hot air balloon. I have never had a nosebleed. I was born on a leap day.

I have never eaten peanut butter. I once taught a yoga class. I speak some sign language.

I once lived on a boat for a summer. I have never climbed a tree. I have a middle name from a song.

I have been to both the Atlantic and the Pacific coast. I can't snap my fingers. I once found a wallet and returned it.